i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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