love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Randomize
