How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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