why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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