I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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