I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this will be a night to untag.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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