She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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