Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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