Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
my liver is dry heaving
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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