If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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