What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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