Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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