i would punch a child for taco bell
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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