That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
A+ Viking dick
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
where are my eyebrows?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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