I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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