I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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