Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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