i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm like, not good at living.
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