my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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