On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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