I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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