i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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