you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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