I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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