Your tits are I can't wait for
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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