after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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