It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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