If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was confusing and full of hummus
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
