we have officially mastered the walk of shame
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Your penis caused this!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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