conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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