what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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