i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.