im gay
i know
yea but for you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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