new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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