When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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