yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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