What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
ttyl tear gas
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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