i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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