I skipped work to stalk him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Randomize
