you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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