well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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