she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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