thus making me awesome and them whores
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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