he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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