# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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