Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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