Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry moo_92 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(704): View more from North Carolina

She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

Fav 42 1043 3916
share tweet
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.

Fav 22 3739 1371
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

His little brother walked in on us. Six times.

Fav 29 1741 9421
share tweet
(806): View more from Texas

yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....

Fav 12 1388 5691
share tweet
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.

Fav 9 5176 1416
share tweet
(309): View more from Illinois

I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.

Fav 14 3884 1510
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(228): View more from Mississippi

I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention

Fav 6 1836 1044
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(614): View more from Ohio

So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?

Fav 8 1170 574
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream

Fav 0 47 11
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT