When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just cropdusted the office
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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