It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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