They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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