White coat. Heels.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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