Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
