Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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