the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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